crew

aka danks. built the website & wrote the blurbs (don't get mad at me - it all jokes). doesn't want to, but might have to eat 30 hot dogs.

aka sizz/thanos. corporate boss who outdrinks everyone - gonna put her rings together and take us all out in cabo. also doesn't want to, but might have to eat 30 hot dogs.

aka sabz. prettiest badass lawyer with every girls dream shoe + jewelry collection. also doesn't want to, but might have to eat 30 hot dogs. if that happens, we're suing.

aka mrs. spice. smart engineer gone sales baddie who is about to experience her first degen trip (i will pray for you). no hot dogs.

aka daniel. plays golf + has no idea this website exists. looks a lot like harry potter, but has no magic powers. no hot dogs.

aka nickolaj. our commish that also has no idea this website exists. going to force him to take shots he definitely does not want to take. no hot dogs.

aka meep. has a lot of hair and knows it. sometimes all that hair...when dealt humid weather or rigorous dancing can give resemblance to meep meep. no hot dogs.

aka megamind (sorry). has a sweet girlfriend now and the disappearance of neon shoes is a good sign. might still tell people he is homeless and lose all his bets. no hot dogs.

aka jombie. loves toxicas and will never live down mendy. when playing ping poing likes to whip out the claw. is definitely going to be the one that eats 30 hot dogs.